Sales Magician Prints

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Smoke and mirrors.

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Inkwell Genie.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."