Sale Ninja Gifts

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

ACME Balloon Company.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Your repayments start now!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Propping up a profits chart.

Last Chance for Everything.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

IRS tax instructions.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Meet the People of the Internet

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'

Ninja.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!