Online Shopping Ninja Gifts

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.