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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

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'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"I got it from eBay."