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How Amazon was invented

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

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"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

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"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Drones

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'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."