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"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

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"He's shopping for the second coming!"

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

"Did you leave feedback. . . ?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

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"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'