Online Shopping Guru Mugs

"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

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"He's shopping for the second coming!"

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

"Did you leave feedback. . . ?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

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'I found him on the internet.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'