Ninja Gifts

Ninja convention

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Be the grass...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Best Seller

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Ninja.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Better than Chekhov"

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja