'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
Meeting Ninja Gifts
Are you a meeting ninja, always slipping into discussions seamlessly and keeping everything on track? Find clever and humorous gifts that match your sharp skills and dedicated spirit. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, celebrate your knack for meetings with these witty, creative items designed to inspire and amuse.
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?
'Just read the apoligies for absence, then we can both go home.'
"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
Go team!
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
That party went well.
"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."
'I'd like to return this, please.'
Trade Show Sherpas
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'
'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'
"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"
Best Seller
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
The Card Flinger
Good Luck!
'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'
'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'
'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'
Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!
"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"
"Your answers sound rehearsed."
At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
Over enthusiastic headhunter
Bob tried networking – and crashed it.
"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Meeting Ninja Gifts Collection
Meeting Ninja Mugs
Explore our collection of meeting ninja mugs and add some humor to your coffee breaks. Perfect for anyone who excels at leading meetings.
Meeting Ninja Pillows
Discover our humorous meeting ninja pillows—bring personality and comfort to your office or home workspace.
Meeting Ninja Prints
Browse our stylish meeting ninja prints to add some fun and motivation to your office decor.
Meeting Ninja T-Shirts
Check out our witty meeting ninja t-shirts—great for casual Fridays or making a statement during meetings.