Knowledge Ninja Gifts

Good Luck!

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Your sister's pretty smart, huh?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

Trade Show Sherpas

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Building business relations.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"