Study Ninja Gifts

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Hi-yah!"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Good Luck!

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"We need a better piling system."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

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'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Be the grass...

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.