Ninja In Training Gifts

"Hi-yah!"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Super Student

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Dolphin tricks.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Sit!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Be the grass...

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"