Joker In Training Gifts

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Joust Sharpener

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Super Student

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Jogging Bottoms

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

False encouragement.

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"