Joker In Training Gifts

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Joust Sharpener

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Super Student

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Psychobabble.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

How do fish get to work?

Jim's Smart Kettle