Gym Joker Gifts

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

How To Flatten Your Tummy

"Hey, there are pedals on this thing!"

'You need more activity. Start with some light dusting of your exercise equipment.'

Heavy syrup

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Stop complaining. If you hadn't spent all day in a donut shop you wouldn't have to lose 3.5 stones so we could lift off."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Cardio-lip-reading

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

'Can you touch your toes?'

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

One armed bandit workout.

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Jogging Bottoms

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."