Joker Apprentice Gifts

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Young Houdini

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Just a little heads up!

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."

'How long have you been with us now, Jeffrey?'

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"Do you really think this will work?"

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Any other strengths?"

'Regarding the job opening, we received your voice mail...and we don't care for your voice.'

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'