Jester's Apprentice Gifts

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."