Jester In Disguise Gifts

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

At The Clown Bank.

'It's the simple things.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'Is he taking the piss?'