Jester's Apprentice Pillows

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Jester

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad