Jester Admirer Pillows

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."

'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'

'I'll have to take him in to the shop.'

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

King says to Jester with microphone: 'Sir, I do not much care for your move into 'more observational stuff'.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"That King's got NO sense of humour..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Make sport of the Queen.'