Jester Admirer Pillows

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."

'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'

'I'll have to take him in to the shop.'

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

King says to Jester with microphone: 'Sir, I do not much care for your move into 'more observational stuff'.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"That King's got NO sense of humour..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Why did I marry that clown?

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'