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'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."

'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'

'I'll have to take him in to the shop.'

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

King says to Jester with microphone: 'Sir, I do not much care for your move into 'more observational stuff'.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"That King's got NO sense of humour..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Make sport of the Queen.'