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'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Narcotics addiction.

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

TV jester.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Jester

'That's the office joker.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

Catch-22