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Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Narcotics addiction.

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

TV jester.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

When clowns run out ammunition.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

'That's the office joker.'