Jester Appreciators Mugs

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Jester

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'