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"What a pro."

"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."

Clown College. Scholarships? Are you trying to be funny?!

"Pop Goes the Weasel" never sounded so unnerving.

Comic relief.

'The royal foreword certainly won't harm your joke book's prospects.'

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

Clown King

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

Gooseberry Fool...

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

'Any questions?'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."