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"What a pro."

"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."

'The royal foreword certainly won't harm your joke book's prospects.'

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

Clown King

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

TV jester.

Gooseberry Fool...

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Jester

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Any questions?'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'