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"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

King and Jester

History of Cartooning.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Knights

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

When clowns run out ammunition.

Why did I marry that clown?

Pizza at the Round Table

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.