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'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Jester Surgeon

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

King and Jester

Richard the Turd

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jester

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"