Royal Jester Admirer Prints

'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Princess Anne

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Richard the Turd

King and Jester

"Nevermore."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."