Jester-king Admirer Mugs

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Why did I marry that clown?

Pizza at the Round Table

When clowns run out ammunition.

Knights

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.