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'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'It must have been a REALLY bad pun!'

"Too soon?"

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

Heart attack in the box

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

The saying is actually a fool and his money are soon parted, but don't worry, I don't intend to let either of those things happen!

Jester

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

Clown Funeral

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'