Jester Aficionado Pillows

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'It must have been a REALLY bad pun!'

"Too soon?"

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

Heart attack in the box

She said the jester isn't entertaining and fired him! She doesn't like comedies

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

The saying is actually a fool and his money are soon parted, but don't worry, I don't intend to let either of those things happen!

Jester

The medievalist goes on a blind date.

Clown Funeral

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

TV jester.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

When clowns run out ammunition.