Jesting Aficionado Pillows

"Papa!"

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

King and Jester

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Jack in the Box

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

Jester

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.