Jester Fans Pillows

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'