Jester Fans Gifts

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

King and Jester

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'