Court Jesters Fan Gifts

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

King and Jester

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

Jester

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."