Court Jesters Fan Gifts

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

King and Jester

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'