Court Jester Enthusiast Gifts

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

'You can't cut off his head, Majesty! He belongs to the Jesters Union!'

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

Bad Medieval first dates.

'There's no business like show business.'

"Between you and me, I thought the whoopie cushion on the throne gag was hilarious."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

"I say we move on to dessert."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Justice 4 Ron

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

King and Jester

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'