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Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

'You can't cut off his head, Majesty! He belongs to the Jesters Union!'

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

Bad Medieval first dates.

'There's no business like show business.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

"I say we move on to dessert."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

"Another slander suit!"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Justice 4 Ron

King and Jester

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'