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TV jester.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Medieval headlines.

King and Jester

Basketball.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'