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TV jester.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How about a game of cards?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Medieval headlines.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

King and Jester

Justice 4 Ron

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Jester

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'