Court Jester Fan Gifts

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Catch-22

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

'...And then the Queen got the World Court to issue a restraining order!'

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

King and Jester

"Another slander suit!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'