Court Jester Fan Prints

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Catch-22

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

'...And then the Queen got the World Court to issue a restraining order!'

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

COWS: Cow Pong

"I say we move on to dessert."

Medieval headlines.

"Another slander suit!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

King and Jester

Basketball.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Jester

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'