Court Joker Fan Gifts

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Court's in recess!'

TV jester.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

The Troubadour

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Catch-22

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

Law School. I would take your case, but I have a conflict of disinterest.

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."