Court Joker Fan Pillows

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Court's in recess!'

TV jester.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The Troubadour

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

Catch-22

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'