Court Jester Admirer Gifts

The Troubadour

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I'd say political satire is not your forte.'

"It's Political Correctness gone mad!"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

"I say we move on to dessert."

Medieval headlines.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Another slander suit!"

Justice 4 Ron

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."