Court Jesters Appreciator Gifts

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'