Court Jesters Appreciator Gifts

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'