Court Jesters Club Gifts

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

"Another slander suit!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'