Court Jesters Club Mugs

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

"Another slander suit!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."