Jester Admiration Club Gifts

Punch Initials - S (or O)

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Jester

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

When clowns run out ammunition.

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."