Jester Admirers Gifts

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

King and Jester

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Why did I marry that clown?

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.