Jester Enthusiast Gifts

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

"I said everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars."

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

'I'm sorry - I'm just so easily bored.'

'I never knew Australia had jesters!'

"Apparently God is not particularly fond of the whoopie cushion."

'Don't be a fool, Son.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Kevin went on the theory that women like men who make them laff".

'You have a beautiful pair of...ah..eyes, Flower.' 'My eyes are up here, Chuckles.'

'Well we had to replace them with something.'

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

King and Jester

"My wife never takes me seriously."

Advertisement: Clowns, Jesters, and Idiots are urgently needed to nominate their candidates for president.

I'm not sure satire was the right choice for a career...

"To celebrate or not to celebrate, that is the question!"

Jester

Jester

'Party of the second part? I think you misunderstand.'

'His majesty has his own view of cutting edge humour.'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."

'You Never Talk To Me Anymore.'

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Jester has little jester head on stick, king has little king head on stick.

Cabinet Re-Shuffle

Sudoku. Oh, no!

Now hiring merry men. I'm afraid you're overqualified.

"Uh-oh. Lil Tipsy the Clown is in trouble again." "Happy birthday, kid. I ran out of balloons so I brought Jell-O shots instead." "You dropped your nose, Mr. Clown." "I like Jell-O."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."