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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

King and Jester

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Any questions?'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'