Court Jester Humorist Gifts

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Basketball.

Justice 4 Ron

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Medieval headlines.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'The highest court in the land.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'